What are your names and your instruments? braad:drums Maasa:bass daan:guitar/vocals jaames:guitar/vocals

Explain the name of your band.

A huge stoic beast that could kill you, if it wanted.

Previous band affiliations (if any).

Doctor Chocolate

Name three of your favourite albums.

Jawbreaker ‘24 Hour Revenge Therapy’ / Jawbreaker ‘Bivuac’

/ Jawbreaker ‘Unfun’

Describe your influences.

Riffs. The dying planet.

If you were to fight under a banner, what would the banner say?

Yous fuckses, shuts the fucks ups.

Any interesting celebrity encounters?

Keanu Reeves said “dude” to my face.

Ideal show experience?

Everyone free and living – and drunk of course.

What’s the best band name ever (existing or non).

Jesus Fucking Christ

Any recordings coming up?

Album on Forest Records at the end of June.

What do you want on your tombstone (assuming you’re all buried together)?

If we are all buried together, dig me up and throw me in the lake.